Da Mayor's Slate for the Charter Commission

Flash ...

If you're satisfied with current regime and with the way things are, then vote for the Da Mayor's Slate. They are bought and paid for by the special interests running things now.

Here are the rumored picks by Da Mayor:

1. Willie Brooks
2. Dean Dayo
3. Darrell Thomas
4. Janis Fullilove
5. George Brown
6. Reginald Tate
7. ?

Now Da King may be arrogant, but he isn't stupid. His longtime ally and friend, Sidney Chism will present the slate. But we know who the puppet master is.

Kudos to Perry Steele (Charter Commission, Pos. 6) for the scoop.